Deaf Anthology # 76: "Deaf Child"

In the neighborhood, the Deaf Child sign on the street was a common sight. Now that the Deaf Child recently turned 18, now legally an adult, no longer a child. The overprotective parents had asked the city to take down the Deaf Child sign, and replace it with a Deaf Adult sign, the reasoning for this is to warn motorists to slow down, not, but that he gotten his driver's permit. What a relief, now that he finally have matured, motorists are terrorized in the winter with barrages of snowballs, hope that he don't have road rages. It all started with the "DEAF BABY ON BOARD" craze, in an e-mail statement to Deaf Anthology, "I'm glad that I'm an adult, the curfew is now 10 pm, instead of 8 pm. I have loving parents, they still make my bed every morning, the only thing is that they haven't yet taught me the birds and the bees, they will explain that to me when I am 21, I enjoy my job as a bagger at the local grocery store where my father is the owner and keep an eye on me, I have a girlfriend from grade school, I love her Tabby cat, my father always accompany me when we go on dates, and sit between us in the movie theatre, my mother still tells me bedtime stories every night, but I still get nightmares, and feel comfortable knowing that I can snug in with them anytime, my prized possession is my security blanket."

Deaf Anthology wasn't unable to confirmed a rumor that he'll have "DEAF DEAD" engraved on his tombstone when he died.

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!