Rita’s expressive vlog

This is just a humor video!!!

starts out, me talking to my dog…  then,  I want to show u pic of me with my “spiritual” twin brother who showed up in my picture. (yes it photo-shopped)…   I have a question for u all?  what are the hazards of being deaf?  just a humor question that all. 

driving down street, stop at red light, battery dies in car,  light turn green, i try to press go but it don’t work, but there a line of impatient cars behind me, so Lucky i am deaf.   when u start driving down street, 80 MPH, u just realized u did not close ur car door all the way, so it swing open, yikes lol.    sometimes when we eat, we would smack our food, not realized it but people stare at you cuz u were making noise while chewing lol it has happened to me often too.    when u go to Cafe or food place, u want to order ham and cheese sandwich, u did it by try to speak to the waitress, so when waitress come back, u get a hamburger instead, oh yikes lol.   when u go to doctors, u wait in waiting room full of ppl, there were some kids screaming very loud, ppl are staring at the kids while u never noticed the kid was screaming out of lungs.  at home, when we vacuum, we sometimes accidentally pull the plug then still vacuum for couple more mins before we realized, oops vacuum not even on lol.   when u go to bed at night, u wake up in morning realizing an nasty storm has pass by last night, never woke u up at all, cuz u can see branches feel off trees, it a mess outside and wet.  at home, at night, if there was a robber or a bad person sneaking outside of ur house, a dog barks like crazy trying to warn u but ur sleeping,  (that why we have special sound flashers today for us deafies and alarms)…   suppose ur walking down street, someone behind u, try to call for u to ask u something but u did not hear, so that person gives u a look like “u must be a snob” or something.    if u wanted ur hearing friend to make a call for u, that hearing friend could be changing words and saying different things then u wanted them to say on phone.    suppose ur stopped by cop, u try reach for ue wallet or ur notepad, cop gets leery about u cuz maybe ur getting something dangerous out.  at night, when ur sleeping with ur wife or husband, they snore very loud, but we deafies are lucky to sleep through that all night.   when we go to movie theater or whereever that uses sounds, we have to pay a full admission, is that really worth it?    suppose ur just relaxing on couch watching tv, u did not know anyone was in house, so someone comes into the house and come up from behind, tap u, u jump and get scared lol.   if ur only deaf person in a circle of hearing ppl, it feels like ur on a deserted island…  suppose u were in house all day, never looked out till later on, u looked out and realized it has been raining cats and dogs all day lol…   last, suppose u saw a cute dog, u go to pet it, it growls at u, but u don’t hear it, yikes…   this is just humor,  thanks for watching my vlog…