Mephisto's Comedy Festival

THE RNIH’s NEW SOCIAL INCLUSION POLICY
Mephisto's Comedy Festival
Mon, Mar 09 2009

Everything’s Coming Up Roses
Mephisto's Comedy Festival RNIH:I'm in a hit, RAH: A big fuckin' hit, RNIH & RAH: And baby, VOLUNTEERS: Things look swell, things look great. RNIH: I got twenty percent of the gate. RAH: Whod've dreamt? I'm verklempt. VOLUNTEERS: Because everything's coming up grosses! RNIH: At the top, in my prime, RAH: On the cover of One In Seven. RNIH: Scrape and bow when ...
Sun, Mar 08 2009

Fundraising Holiday: Deaf And Disability Awareness
Mephisto's Comedy Festival Dearest friends and family, Me, myself and I, together with a group of colleagues from my workplace at Frigging Noisy Valley, on 17/18th July I am going on a holiday. I want to, no, I am going to attempt to climb the tallest 3 mountains in the UK - Ignorance, Presumptuous, and Paternalistic, in the [...]
Sun, Feb 22 2009

Onwards Audist Soldiers
Mephisto's Comedy Festival The Audists have a new theme song, which I reproduce here for you. I was going to ask someone who has been implanted, to record the song, but we haven't found one yet that can sing in tune. Nevertheless, here's the song: Onwards, Audist soldiers, marching to the lab, With the knives of surgeons going on before. Cock, the royal implantee, leads [...]
Sun, Feb 08 2009

Wallpapers R Us!
Mephisto's Comedy Festival Wallpapers R Us, have launched two new wallpaper designs aimed at deaf people. They are Audiogrammed and Audiogrammatic. They can't be found in the usual retail outlets. Instead, Wallpapers R Us, will produce them on demand. Walter Rubberdick, Sales and Marketing Manager for Wallpapers R Us, said: “deaf people can go to our website, and upload their [...]
Sat, Feb 07 2009

New Support Group For Non-Cochlear Implantees Launched
Mephisto's Comedy Festival Wednesday, 14 January, 2009: Sydney, Australia The Cochlear Foundation announced today that it is launching a support group for Deaf people who have not been implanted. It was felt that this support group was needed, becasue of the envy experienced by non-implantees towards those who have been implanted. “I want to be a cyborg too.” wailed ten [...]
Wed, Jan 14 2009

Deaf Sporting Life: New Racing Games
Mephisto's Comedy Festival If you are a Deafie who likes having a punt [a bet] on the races: horses, greyhound, car, or any of the myriad forms that people dream up in search of illict thrills involving money, then you are going to absolutely love the latest developments in the sport of racing. Chasing The Implant Implanting The deafie As we all know, Deafies love a good spectacle. Nothing mo...
Thu, Dec 25 2008

Implantees To Be Made Accessible: Cochlear Implant...
Mephisto's Comedy Festival In a press release just received from Cyborg Laboratories, all future implant recipients will also be made Teletext/ CC compliant. Mummy Thunderthighs, CEO, of her children's welfare, described this new advance as miraculous. She intoned that God had visited her in a  dream, describing this new technology, and how to make it happen. She also said, that God had c...
Mon, Dec 22 2008

Unifying the Deaf and the deaf: New Communication Method...
Mephisto's Comedy Festival While the Deaf Community is forging ahead, a new group dedicated to bringing the various factions in the Deaf and deaf communities together has been formed. It is called, “Mothers, Fathers, Educators and The Money Makers of The Oral Movement [MFEMM].” In a quest to unify all Deaf and deaf people, into one cohesive and harmonious [...]
Mon, Dec 22 2008

Speaking And Listening Under Water
Mephisto's Comedy Festival Speaking and listening, wonderful tools to add to our bags of tools for communicating with people. There are some situations where speaking and listening are very useful. On the other hand, there are some other situations where speaking and listening are not suitable. Here are few examples where speaking and listening useful… If [...]
Sun, Oct 19 2008

Editorial Policy In Seach Of An Aggregator
Mephisto's Comedy Festival Setting up an aggregator? Well, here's an editorial policy you can use. No adaptation necessary, Just create a new page, call it Editorial Policy, cut and paste these guidelines and you will be ready to go. Blog entries are not accepted from bloggers if they do not relate to what the webmaster is interested in at this [...]
Mon, Oct 06 2008

I’m A Barbie Girl, Ive Been Implanted
Mephisto's Comedy Festival I just couldn't help myself. The inane lyrics, a pean to bimboism, just wouldn't stop churning around in my head. Once the word implanted found it's way into the song, well, as they say, “The Rest Is History!” Hi Barbie Hi Ken! Do you wanna get implanted? Sure Ken! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I'm a barbie girl, I’ve been impla...
Sun, Sep 21 2008